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Als ob Du Elektrojunky nass rasierst

Äh ja
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Biatch

wer sich mit nem elektrorasierer glatt rasieren kann,ist kein richtiger mann.
bei mir geht nur naß,da ich drahtseile als bartstoppeln habe.

Zitat von »hirni«

wer sich mit nem elektrorasierer glatt rasieren kann,ist kein richtiger mann. sollte mal einen anständigen Trockenrasierer testen

/fixed

hab schon etliche getestet,mit immer dem gleichen enttäuschenden ergebnis.oder ich bin zu blöd dafür.

Wenigstens habt ihr reellen Bartwuchs.
Könnt mich mit nem heissen Handtuch rasieren. Und das mit 30.

Zitat von »giGant«

Wenigstens habt ihr reellen Bartwuchs.
Könnt mich mit nem heissen Handtuch rasieren. Und das mit 30.

starker bartwuchs ist auch nichts feines.
n kumpel von mir hatte schon mit 12 nen bart.

Ich muss jetzt 3 Stunden nach einer Rasur nicht schon wieder nen vollbart haben, aber ich kann mir noch nicht mal Koteletten züchten. :/

why i love super mario balotelli

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth.
>£10,000 in parking fines.
>Car impounded 27 times.
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside.
>Rescued a child from bullying.
>Threw tomatoes at som Serie A managers.
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting.
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club.
>Thinks milk with tea is strange.
>Bibotelli saga.
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week.
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board.
>Came back from there with a giant trampoline, a Vespa and Scalectrix.
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards at training.
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore whilst playing for Inter.
>Went on TV in an AC Milan shirt with his name on whilst playing for Inter.
>U21s game for Italy, he kicked a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrated in front of the Man Utd fans.
>After the FA cup final, on LIVE TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash laid on the passenger seat.
>When asked ''why?'' he said "because I'm rich."
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy from the pitch.
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won.
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show.
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs.
>*** mental chicken hat.
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere.
>He said he would find out who Wilshere was so he could remind him he came second.
>Drove his car in to a women's prison so he could have a look around.
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed.
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial.
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks.
>He said that only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all the other players.
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman.
>Drove around Manchester high fiving City fans from his car the day after the 6-1 victory over Man Utd.
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire.
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester.
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.

Und hier lachte ich lauter, als ich sollte: